Beijos Brasil

Just a few things I want to say about Brasil before I go through customs:

1. The tp is made out of wax paper, so it doesn't really work. I don't fully understand this, but fully trying to understand the mysteries of the world is what leads to over-excessive cachaça use, so I am going to let this one go.
2. If you have something wrong with your ear, you must take breast milk from a mother of recently born twins, heat it up, and dribble just the tiniest amount into the problematic ear. Write that down.
3. Sometimes the ketchup (I hate when people say catsup) is actually raspberry jam, so do not be alarmed if you feel as if your $10 reais batatas fritas taste a bit breakfasty.
4. Brasilians take approximately about 8 showers a day. They are the cleanest people in the world. They will make any average American feel like a dirty slob (that may be intentional or unintentional, depends on the scenario).
5. The crazy fruits have crazy names and I may or may not name my first born child after one of the following- Acerola, Caju, Mangaba, or Abacaxi.

I will miss you Brasil. We had a good run. But I will be back in the near future- Carnaval, Paula and Chico's wedding, World Cup 2014 to name a few upcoming events.... like I always say- you can't get rid of me that easily. Wait, do I always say that? Ok, beijos.