Monday, March 1, 2010
Go put on your tuxedo Alex, it's time to eat a cheese blintz.
I have taken up baking. I think that Pifo brings out the baker in me, most likely because Uncle Matt gives me a lot of positive reinforcement. I have mastered pies, blintzes, a newly invented variation chocolate fudge brownies, and today I wll move on to eclairs.
Speaking of baking ingredients, the chickens have all gone mad and they are eating their own eggs. I believe Ashley is behind this turn of events.... it has her name written all over it. The little fighting chicken decided to take over a flower pot to raise her chicks in, but Argo found the nest before they could hatch. Pinche Argo. She may be a hell of a dog, but her policy towards chickens could use some work.
We went to a ceremony at Alex's school on Saturday. They are forced to swear fealty to the Ecuadorian flag every year, while they march in place and sing songs about how they hate Peru and whatnot. It all looked a bit fascist to me, but the mere fact that the Italian kid marched in place much better than Alex will make great material for Cath's screenplay.
So, I started taking notes.
We went to the BBQ at Ximena's grandmother's mansion afterwards, where I was able to jot down many more juicy tidbits for Cath's future movie. For example, all of the kids kept throwing eachother into the pool, and the Italian kid had a terry cloth robe just waiting for him as soon as he climbed out. Say no more.
I was able to try out my new water bottle holder that day. Naturally, it has a llama on it, and it turned out to be just the perfect thing for sneaking some vino tinto into the party. (I have learned from past experiences that Ecuadorian's only drink one half a cup of beer every 45 minutes, and that will just put this Gringa to sleep.) Alison's brother discovered the WBH (water bottle holder) secret while the parents were all playing futbol, and so I had to hush him up with a story about how one time I broke a girls leg during a high school soccer match. I think that did the trick.
Speaking of almost passing out, Alex broke his finger in the pool. Don't ask me how, becuase I am not quite sure. But, he came in the house and yelled, "Margo, can you get me some alcohol!?" I thought he wanted a beer, which I thought was a rather strange thing to request in front of your teacher and principal, but it turned out he just wanted to disinfect the finger that was gushing blood everywhere. The little Ecuadorian girls took good care of him though, so apparently his fake sideburns do serve a purpose. (Although the Italian kid has much bigger fake sideburns. Classic.)
Last night, Alex and I went on a mission around Pifo to look for another copy of Grand Theft Auto for his PS2 (his mom hides them and then he has to buy another copy.... this happens about every other day) and it turns out he has a bigger gambling problem than Cath. Long story.... it involves Dance Dance Revolution and an underground marble ring.
The white poodles are out of control and are growing in numbers. I lost my dog whistle, so I must bring protection with me at all times. Since I don't have my harpoon gun with me (it is difficult to take across international borders), I bring either an Uncle, a cousin, or a small obsidian daggar that Alex fashioned for me, which has already been destroyed in battle at least once. When will this war agaist the white poodle and his minions ever end?
It is time to master the French art of eclairs now, call me Julia Childs if you wish.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Back home in Pifo!
Feb 21- Yesterday I went to a BBQ with Alex and Esmil at the Compadres house. I ate some rather delicious food and talked about the Cusco floods with some rather distinguished guests. After returning home, we made some delicious pear pie and watched a movie about Zombies. Boy it feels good to be home. I can flush toilet paper down the toilet and relax without having to worry about finding a naked Swede peeing in my bed. Pifo is a hell of a town.
Ode to my right arm.
Ash discovered a buck naked Swede.
He was sprawled on her bed....
And he looked kinda dead.....
And it appeared as if though he had peed.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Classic.
Feb 18- We fixed up a homecooked meal at our beloved and brightly painted hostel and woke up nice and slow while Ashley played her one song on the guitar. I love that song. Eventually we walked to some ancient ruins and ate some ice-cream. We had a picnic on the beach that evening that consisted of sandwiches (classic Ashley) and we got palta (avacado) on everything. What else is new? The black lung got the best of me, so I opted out of watching the end of the Argentinian/Peru futbol game with the rest of the multicultural group that was hanging out in the living room and curled up in a ball and tried to breathe in some oxygen as I fell asleep at an early hour. Those Bolivian sandstorms really clogged up my respiratory system.
Feb 19- Ash got me a lucky crystal while I was sleeping, so I fashioned it into a necklace so that I can have this good energy-inducing geological miracle close to my heart at all times. Santos was still waiting outside that morning (he has been outside our hostel for the past 3 days) and so we had to sneak out in order to avoid waking up on an ice bath with a scar on our left hips and 3 missing belly packs, and hopped on a bus to head back to Alan's neck of the woods. We went on a shopping spree in China town (hey, I needed new purple sunglasses, I sat on my other ones) and enjoyed 3 ice creams- one for every meal. We got back after witnessing a fight on a bus that was caused due to the driver almost crashing into another colectivo and headed to a cafe. After 7 Nirvana songs, we headed out to Baranco to hit up the night life. (My black lung is better now) and had some nice cervezas while at a rather posh bar that was overlooking the beach. We ran into a bunch of guys from our hostel and made it back home around 3am. Ashley found a naked Swede on her bed and a giant wet spot. Classic.
Fen 20- Headed back to Pifo tonight!!!!! it's a hell of a town!! :)
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Te vas, te vas, te vas!!
Feb 2- We started off the day with the Californians and some banana pancakes. Shortly thereafter, we decided it was time to reinvest in a couple of bottles of Peruvian ron. What can I say, we were on a roll. (Hahahaha Robin, remember that shirt we saw in Hawaii with that slice of butter standing on a roll that said, "I'm on a roll" hahahahaha?!!) Anywho, we ended up going to the floating reed islands of Lake Titikaka that day. These Aymara people literally pick grass, weave it together, and live on these giant mats that float on the lake. It is crazy. And awesome. Click this if you want to learn more. (I am so Wikipedia....) So, we hung out on the floating reeds for a while and drank a nice Peruvian beer and had some delicious choclo. These islands have everything, even a discotec. We rode on the roof of the boat on the way back, but it started to hale, so we had to go with Plan B and "make a run for it" inside. We played more Jenga that night and got the tower up to 39 stacks. Impressive. Ash hit the hay early that night, but I wasn't quite ready for slumber, so I headed out to a couple of discotecs with the Californians and got sprayed with beer multiple times. Although my hips don't lie, they were surrounded by campo shufflers and I just haven't quite mastered that step yet, so my moves were kept to a minimum. Plus, my wingman was fast asleep, so we couldn't do our dance routine
Feb 3- We went out to breakfast with the Californians again. This was the absolute most awkward dining experience I have ever had. The boys got their food and paid for it before we even got our coffee. Then, when we did get our food, the "omelette" (which was written in English and had a picture of an omelette next to it) was actually a steak. Since we are both vegetarians, we obviously didn't want steak for breakfast. So, we just asked politely for an egg instead. We got one egg on a plate. It looked like a lump of something that a llama spit out. Then, we asked for bread to go with it. We got a cold slice of non-toasted Wonderbread. Then, when we tried to pay, they told us that our money was counterfeit. It wasn't. Geez Louise. Now, as you all know, I am the world's best customer, as I have worked in many a restaurants and I know how it is, but seriously, this was a little much. I had to contain my insanity laughter until we got outside. So, we got the hell out of there and ended up going to see the "Puma," which is a giant puma on top of a mountain. The mirador overlooks the entire city of Puno and Lake Titikaka. It was gorgeous. We played ball with a bunch of Peruvian jovenes and then found a colectivo to take us back down again. Ashley somehow convinced the driver to let her man the vehicle the entire way down the cliff-lined road. Needless to say, I was scared for my life for various reasons. And many a people waiting for a ride down opted to wait for the next colectivo. Luckily we made it down the mountain alive and got dropped off at the carnival near the lake. We played some games and I won a small plastic car which I gave to a small Peruvian boy who was quite excited about the whole situation. We took a mototaxi back and somehow Ashley almost flipped hers. What a spectacle that was. The only minor roblem that I had with mine is that I had to get out and help the man manually lift the damn thing over the train tracks. No big deal. We went back to the Jenga place and had another tournament. Don't ask. Ashley went missing for a while, but she was just Skyping her parents, so that was a relief. I didn't particularly feel like scouring the black market for her missing kidney and then having to explain to the Peruvian mafia that it wasn't worth anything.
Feb 5-We woke up at a reasonable hour, about 9:30 or so, in order to enjoy the complimentary breakfast that was included in our hostel. Well, apparently it was really an hour later because we had crossed a time zone that we didn´t know about and we missed breakfast because it was actually 10;30. Damn. So, we found a new hostel and that is when we met the Argentinians. We immediately bought a bottle of Singani and then all headed down to the beach in order to rent a ducky boat to paddle around Lake Titikaka. Everyone jumped in the water except for me, as it was about 1 degree. I was just about to commandeer a giant dragon-shaped boat made out of reeds when Ashley climbed out of the water and went blind. That was scary. We paddled back to shore and she passed out a few times on the beach. Old women kept force feeding her sugar. I ran up the hill and forced this guy with a car to come pick her up and take her back to the hostel. She couldn't stop shivering. I think the combo of no oxygen, too much Singani, cold water, and not enough food and water shocked her system into badness. Once she recovered, the Argentinians tried to teach us how to play an Argentinian card game called "Truca." I am pretty sure we cheated because it made no sense. We switched to a game called "Chancho," which was much easier, but I am pretty sure it was aimed at a 3 year old level. We went out to dinner that night at a local restaurant and Ashley found a chicken foot in her soup. Classic. We hit the hay rather early due to the day's excitement and fell asleep making shadow puppets of dinosaurs and alligators. Why are reptiles always the easiest to do?
Feb 6- We woke up early that day to head to La Isla Del Sol. We left with the Aregentinians, but somehow lost Mariano in the mix. Hmm? The 2 hour boat ride was rather bumpy, but the scenery was quite nice. And none of us threw up in a bag, so that was a plus. We got to the island and found that Mariano had gotten on the other boat, so that was good news. We then set off on a "4 hour hike," which turned out to be an all day hike, because we stopped about 87 times. (At such an elevation, it was rather necessary, plus we had to take many pics.) The views were amazing. The landscape changed so many times, it was unbelieveable. I had no idea that I wanted to go to Isla del sol, but apparently I did becuase it is now one of my favorite paces on earth. So gorgeous. We stopped at some ancient ruins along the way and took a nap there. We found Frederico and Luli, who have apparently been missing, and then made our way to the beach. We set up camp (the Argentinians had a tent) among numerous pigs, donkeys, and more Argentinians (there were quite a lot). We found some snacks and snuggled up to sleep rather early as the day was exhausting.
Feb 7- I woke up to baby pigs trying to get into the tent. Not kidding. This is not the first time that has happened to me in South America and I am sure it won't be the last. The sun was bright and hot that day, so I hid under my hat and sunglasses like an old lady. I made friends with many a small Bolivian children who like to make sandcastles and ask for candy. I met some really cool old people from Cochabamba who invited us to stay with them. I wish I had time to go there, as it sounds like an amazing place. Next time. At one point, a small baby fell and started screaming bloody murder, so I picked it up in order to help. It screamed for like an hour, and I couldn't take it anymore. I think I do better with turtles. Thank God Luli got him to stop. We found some boxed wine and watched the stars come out. There was absolutely no light pollution, so we could see every constellation and every detail of the Milky Way. It was beautiful. Shooting stars aplenty. It was freezing cold at night, the complete opposite of the burning hot day. We fell alseep in a real pile to the sound of the Argentinians making fun of the way we say "mango."
Feb 8- Woke up to pigs again, but these ones were bigger. I couldn't find my shoes anywhere. Some Bolivian child stole them in the night. Since we had left our packs in Copacabana, I had no spare pair, so needless to say, I spent the rest of our time on the island with no shoes. Then, after that realization, I had a mango in hand and a pig came up to me and snatched it right from my grasp. He was rather aggressive and I couldn't get it back without putting my life in danger, so the bastard got away with it. Down a pair of shoes and a mango, but up an Argentinian, so it all evened out in the end. We went on a couple of walks and saw some rather impressive waterfalls and yellow birds as well as great views of the lake. The Argentinans gave me their shoes to wear, so that was nice. I spent the afternoon protecting the rest of the mangoes from the pigs and eating many bananas. We had run out of Bolivianos and Ashley tried to sell my kidney for wine and chocolate, but there were no takers. Our Argentinian friends crafted up some kind of stove in the sand out of rocks and cans and rubbing alcohol and made us some fideo with a touch of sand for dinner, so that was cool. I accidentaly chugged a bottle of Bolivian tap water, and I am still alive, so that is good news. I must have a lot of bugs in my system. There were crazy thunderstorms that night, and some rather impressive lighting.
Feb 9- We left "the island" early that morning (I am pretty sure that the polar bears and black smoke were about to come out) and said goodbye to our Argentinian friends. We hopped off the boat, got our stuff, and then hopped onto a bus. At some point in there I finally put on some shoes. That is when my eye started to hurt. The island was sandy and windy and I am pretty sure I got sand in my contact lens. My eye hurt the whole way to La Paz. Once in La Paz (4 hours later), we got a bus directly to Uyuni and spent another night on the bus (11 hours). My eye got worse and I had to fashion a patch out of pink toilet paper and a purple headband. Stylish, but not fit for comfort. The ride was bumpy and my seat was broken. Not my best bus ride. When I woke up in Uyuni, my eye was swollen shut. Awesome.
Feb 10-As soon as we got in to Uyuni, we booked a hsotel and headed straight for the pharmacy. Luckily we found one and the guy gave me some eye drops and my eye felt better immediately. Unfortunately, the entire town was out of electricity, so we walked around to explore but nothing was open or fucntioning and there was no ice cream to be found anywhere. We ended up finding some boxed wine and making top-o-ramen and eating it with my switchblade. Your classic Ashley and Margaret afternoon. Ashley confessed, and I quote, "Marg, the moment I saw you, I knew I would spend the rest of my life with you." So, that takes care of that. That evening the electricity came back on and the town came alive. Carnival was in the air and we got chased by small Bolivian boys with water guns. We spilled some wine. We found a tour operator to talk to about gong to the salt flats and arranged to leave the following day. My eye was good as new by the end of the day. Nice work Bolivian eye drops. We got some pizza and called it a night.....
Feb 11- We woke up bright and early to make it to the tour place on time. But, half an hour later their door was still locked and I was nervous. I don't know why, because lets face it, we were in Bolivia, and so of course they showed up an hour later. Classic Bolivia. We met our group and immediately knew that everyone in it was awesome. The group consisted of two Spaniards named Roberto and Sebas, one American living in Uruguay named Braden, and two Bolivians, Gonzalo the driver and Maribel the cook. And lets just say the extra 14 dollars we spent to ensure that our driver was sober was well worth it becuase every other driver on the street was completely blacked out that morning. Scary. 5 minutes after we set off into the desert, we got our first flat tire. Classic Bolivia. Gonzalo, however, was quite the handyman and he changed it in a jiffy. Shortly thereafter, we ended up in the salt flats. Solar de Uyuni. I have never seen anything like this before. It was amazing. There was salt for miles and miles and a volcano that looked about a mile away, but was actually 200 km. There was no depth perception to be had there. And yes I had my glasses on. It had rained the night before, so everything looked like a giant mirror. It was so cool!!!! Click here to check it out if you have timne. There is really no way to describe how cool it was. We took a bunch of funny optical illusions pics, for example, in one it looks like I am standing on Ashley's shoulder. I will post them when I get home. I licked the ground and then we ate a gourmet meal at a table made of salt crystals. Then we piled back in the jeep and stopped at a train cemetary, which is just a bunch of old abandoned trains in the middle of the desert. Weird, but cool nonetheless. We then made our way to the hostel in the middle of a different part of the desert. We saw many vicuñas and alpacas and llamas roaming the wild and saw lots of lighting in the distance. I was slightly worried the the roof of the jeep would cave in at some point, but luckily it didn't!! We arrived at our destiniation around dusk and watched the sun set behind the distant volcanoes. We had another yummy meal and Team Awesome cracked open the wine and watched some shooting stars. We eventually snuck into the bonfire that was run by the other tour group... they were charging 1 boliviano (ok that is like 12 cents) for firewood, but we just waited until they were all drunk and then joined in.
Feb 12- We woke up at the hostel in the middle of the desert, ate some pancakes, and started the day. We journeyed through many terrains and viewed many alpacas, vicuñas, and crazy land formations. We saw the rocks that inspired Salvador Dali, we saw a red lake with white borax islands, we saw numerous volcanoes, we saw rocks shaped like condors and trees, and we saw teal lakes filled with flamingoes and we saw much, much more. The landscape changed so much and so fast, it was insane. It was all so beautiful too. Breathtaking really. Quite honestly, it was indescribable. Every view was mind blowing. I will post a link to pics when I get home and have time to load them. The food was amazing as well, we had gourmet vegetarian food, the best we have eaten in a long time. Much better than just a piece of bread and a banana a day. We ended the day in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by quicksand and swirling tornadoes of dust (scary). Team Awesome shared a room and we had some good times conversing and drinking tea until we decided it was time to switch to wine and then we had good times conversing and drinking vino. The power went out and we rehearsed limericks by candlelight and we had to keep telling the Chileans next to us to be quiet coyotes because some German chick was getting mad. Classic.
Feb 13- We woke up at about 4am to start our last day of the expedition. We avoided the quicksand and piled into the jeep and stopped at some geyers that are at nearly 5000 meters to watch the sunrise. It was damn cold out due to the fact that it was so early and we were at such a high elevation, but I was able to warm my feet up with the geysers. In fact, I accidentaly steam burned my foot. Sebass tried to sacrifice me to the volcano gods, but luckily he was unsuccessful. I don't think Mom would be happy if I turned out like Juanita the Ice Maiden. We then went to some hot springs, which was actually just a lake on a mountain that was hot. Awesome. Flamingoes seemed to like it there, which is so weird to me as I picture them living in the Caribbean and this landscape was nothing at all like the Caribbean. Our next stop was Laguna Verde, where was saw more flamingoes eating nothing but algae and more vicuñas eating nothing but lichen. I wanted to give them some shrimp and some grass, but they seemed quite content. The volcano in the background was gorgeous, an array of many colors. We then headed to the Chilean border. Ashley and I snuck across to take some pictures. Classic us. We had to say our goodbyes to Sebas and Roberto and Robin (honorary Team Awesome member from England) as they were headed on to the next country. Due to the fact that Americans now have to pay huge visa fees and work many a bribes to actually get the paperwork, we decided that going to Chile simply to take the bus back to Peru was silly, so we stayed in the jeep. It was quite sad, as we all grew quite close during our expedition. Then, Ash, Braden, Gonzalo, Maribel and I started the 10 hour drive back to Uyuni. We cracked open the last bottle of wine and finished off the Singani in order to spice up the road trip, and then we found a bunch of plastic dinosaurs in the gloverment, so after that discovery things just got crazy. We picked up a local in a small town during a bathroom break to bring him back to Uyuni with us, and made him hold the T-Rex the whole time. Obviously I took the brontosaurus. Maribel had another carnivore of some type. We got back to Uyuni at about 5 pm and realized that carnaval had started. So Ash, Braden, and I picked up a few boxes of wine for 9 bolivianos (a little more than a dollar) and joined in the festivities. We started off watching the parade and getting sprayed by shaving cream and water. Then we ended up in the parade dancing the campo shuffle and then we ended up at the after party dancing with tons of little old indigenous women who gave us trigo and made us wear their hats. I have no idea how they had so much energy or how they got so low. I was out of breath after 5 minutes at this elevation. But that didn't stop me. (Although my lungs hurt now.) Apparently we were quite entertaining.... the young locals all lined up to take pics of us with their cell phones. At some point in the night I ended up with a Fred Flinstone costume. We were fed free beer all night and it was awesome. The Bolivians had finally warmed up to us!! It may have been the wine talking, but all the same, I finally felt accepted into the country. The dance party was just insane and we were definitely the only gringos there; it was a blast!! We saw the loud Chileans again and Ashley stole their shoes. I had to step on Ashley's sleeping bag.
Feb 14- Happy Valentines Day!! We woke up, with confetti in our hair and streamers around our necks. We got our bus tickets out of Uyuni and then spent the day unsuccessfully avoiding shaving cream and water balloons. We ended up seeking shelter in a pizza place and watching a bit of the Olympics. (The Olympics, what else?) We said our sad goodbyes to our favorite Minnesotan and he may or may not have stolen Ashley's pepper shaker that she actually stole from a pizza place. Hahahaha just kidding Braden. We miss you!! We hopped on the bus and spent the next 11 hours making our way to La Paz.
Feb 15- We arrived in La Paz at about 5:30 am. Nothing was open when we got there, so I blogged a bit in the bus station internet cafe, which was surprisingly cheap. Nice. Ashley nursed her swollen eye (if its not one thing its another around here) and we eventually got our tickets to Lima. We spent a few hours exlporing La Paz and all it had to offer. We were chased by small boys with shaving cream for the 87th time and peroused a market full of llama fetuses. We ate some delicious street food, although I couldn't tell you what it consisted of, and then made our way back through the parades to the bus station. They tried to detain us at the border once again, but at least this time we didn't have to pay multiple bribes to be let across. The Peruvian officials are much kinder towards American tourists than the Bolivian ones.... The rest of the day was made up of many J-lo classics, including the one they filmed in Gig Harbor, oh the memories of sneaking out of school to catch a glimpse.
Feb 16- 26 hours later, we made it to Lima. The bus ride was rather uneventful. More J-Lo and more bananas. We got to Lima around 5pm last night and made our way to the ever faithful Wiracocha hostel. It misses you Cath. So does Alan. We are supposed to meet up with Ashley's friend Dill Pickle, but we don't know where he is, so after taking a shower for the first time in who knows how long, we went to everyones favorite Plaza de Armas and starting screaming his name. We didn't find him that way and so we went to Plan B and went to the grocery store to get ice cream and wine. Classic us. We met a guy last night that promised us free ceviche, so we will see if that holds true. Just blogging away now, advancing my carpel tunnel and trying not to cough. (Those deserts in Bolivia gave us the black lung.) Cheerio.
Wow what a typing run. My hand hurts now.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
And we're back....
Friday, January 22, 2010
I know you are all wondering.....
Yes, it was still nice and yellow and had its firmness about it and I was able to fully enjoy it this morning. It was quite delicious, and an overall great banana experience. So no worries there.
And last night- instead of facing a group of key-stealing Germans, I was pleasantly surprised by the appearance of a very sweet Chilean guy who sang me to sleep with the help of his guitar and his melodic ballads of Valparaiso. I think it might be lovely to fall into slumber that way every night. Such sweet dreams.
And no, he was not wearing pants that zip into shorts. Just the classic 3 foot long dreadlocked ducktail.
Ok, so anyways, the strike is off!! Headed to Arequipa tonight!! Was planning on going straight through to Puno, a village on the shores of Lake Titicaca, but just got word from Ashley that she will have to stay in Cusco until her passport arrives. I thought about smuggling her across, but I suppose the last thing I need right now is a stay in a Bolivian prison because I was caught human trafficking. So, I might go from Arequipa to Cusco to meet up with her, then we will head to Lake Titicaca together when the passport comes through.
We will see where the wind takes me.
Godspeed.